I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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