you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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