STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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