this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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