next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Acid is not a monday night drug
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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