Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Will exercising make me less horny?
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