yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
