Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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