Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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