someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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