Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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