Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think I sprained my soul last night
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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