So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
