Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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