Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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