Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
too bad you live with your parents still
you didnt know i had herpes?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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