We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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