I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
