she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
