Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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