There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
4 words: hood of his car
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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