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I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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