I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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