so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can feel your judgement through the phone
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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