Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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