Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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