I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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