Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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