I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
