What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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