I queefed so loud it echoed.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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