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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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