everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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