It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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