What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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