If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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