your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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