I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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