you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
