I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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