i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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