WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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