I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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