what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he thought i was a dude.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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