I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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