im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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