: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this beer tastes like vomit already
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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