Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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