dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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