It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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